Tuesday, April 21, 2009

A Glass of GOOYCZ with a Twist of Old English!

I know that the title of this post makes no sense to you yet, but I promise you it will. Just be patient!

First, let me get you up to speed on our latest extremely busy month. Extremely busy and extremely fun. First an exciting account concerning a visit from Briana and her friends, in which we make wonderful new friends and in which Marlene almost gets attacked by a hemorrhoid-infested monkey!


A NICE VISIT FROM SOME GREAT FRIENDS

We had been looking forward very much to a visit from Briana, a very good friend from Chicago, since we received an email from her in February telling us that she had bought a plane ticket and was coming.

A little while later, she e-mailed again and said that her roommate, Ashley, was coming along, and would that be all right? “Of course,” we said. Then she wrote again, saying that another sister, Tahlia, was coming along as well, and was that okay? “Sure!” We exclaimed. And then, another email telling us that another sister, Lidia, wanted to come as well. Of course we agreed, and suggested that she might want to announce the Nicaragua Adventure Tour on the bulletin board in her Kingdom Hall and take names.

Since there were now 4 of them, we decided to book them a room in a local hostel in Jinotepe, which turned out to be a great deal for them and also very convenient.

The day they were set to arrive, Briana called at about 6:30am to warn us that there was a blizzard in Chicago and that she wasn’t sure if they would make it that day after all. It was very strange, thinking that it was actually cold in some other place of the world.

We had a good idea, though, that there wouldn’t be any problems and so we set out for Managua after the meeting that morning. The Lau’s were very kind and drove us up there, and we spent the day kind of lazing around the malls and eating a couple of times. Finally it was time to meet the girls at the airport.

Lidia was supposed to arrive on an earlier flight than the rest, so we had an eye out for her first. We didn’t know what she looked like, though, but we knew she was a Mexican sister. It was a little hard to single out a hispanic-looking sister in an airport in Central America, but a few kind of fit the description. Marlene would shout out “Lidia! Hey, Lidia!” a couple of times, however, and would receive puzzled looks in return.

Finally, after not too much of a wait, we got them all in safely and rented a car without incident. It was a pretty late night so it was basically just getting them checked in with a promise to get them the following morning for service. Briana, however, gave us a suitcase full of goodies from back home. Which were EXTREMELY appreciated. 2 giant bags of Laffy Taffy and 3 big boxes of Milk Duds! Unfortunately, the Laffy Taffy is now gone and the Milk Duds have a good 4 or 5 days left. I really need to be more balanced! Seriously. When I break open that Milk Duds box, it is not safe to be within a 5 foot radius of my mouth.

Marlene got some cool gifts as well. Some Snickers and Milky Ways from the girls, and her brother sent some shoes and movies to Briana to bring down to us. Those were a nice surprise, since they are very much needed here.

The first morning in Nicaragua for the girls was spent in field service. Unfortunately I wasn’t able to go since I was pretty swamped with work that morning (Mondays are my work days), but they said that it was a wonderful experience. They did quite a bit of walking and rode part of the way on an oxcart. They really liked that part.





You might remember that our doggies were near death with some nasty fungus thing. Well, at least that is how the “vet” put it. That Monday, since we had a car now thanks to Briana, we decided to take the pups to a real veterinarian in Managua. Immediately upon walking in we were pleasantly surprised. You couldn’t tell the difference from a good vet back in the States, except for the Spanish of course. The vet, whose name is Clarissa, was actually recommended to us by a very kind sister at Bethel, and she was right to do so. She was very professional and told us off the bat that the dogs actually never had “fungus”, like our farmhand/vet from Teresa told us. Surprise, surprise. . . .They actually had some bacteria that some medication would take care of. She gave us a very strict regimen to put them on, and almost immediately it worked. They still occasionally chew on their paws, which we asked her about, and she said that they have very dry skin and she could tell from their paws that they had serious vitamin D deficiencies due to lack of sunlight, which leads to cracked and weak skin on their paws. Poor doggies. We really haven’t been taking them out for walks because the streets are filthy with dog and horse poo, not to mention oil and dirt, and there are no places in our Teresa Shoe-box for them to get some sun. But we assured her that we were soon moving and that they would be getting plenty of sun. Hopefully that will work out.

Afterwards we stopped at a Mexican restaurant in Managua. The food was so-so but the conversation and association were excellent and we were able to get to know the other sisters better. Lidia is a very nice and funny sister who used to be in the Spanish back home but switched to English a few years ago. Her husband was very kind in lending her to us for the week. Ashley was Briana’s roommate before Briana decided to move to the actual city of Chicago. She cracked me up so many times during her visit. Sometimes, even now, I’ll be walking down the street and think of something she did or said and I’ll just laugh. Tahlia is a very sweet and kind sister who is studying to be an EMT and likes to travel. She is very creative and left us a bunch of money folded up in little cool shapes. We almost didn’t want to unfold them to use them, but of course we did. And Briana, well, we already know her very well. She has been Marlene’s friend since forever (Marlene actually studied with her way back when), but I really got to know her better a few years ago. She is a really great friend and we were so thrilled that she could come and visit.

The picture below is of our four visitors. From left to right, they are Ashley, Lidia, Tahlia and Briana.



A few days after they arrived, we took the girls to Granada. It was a bit hotter than we remembered, but this time of year is the hottest no matter where in the country you are. We had planned the trip, but we asked the girls if they wanted to take a canopy tour, which is a thing where you go zip-lining from tree to tree down the side of a volcano. It is something that Marlene and I have wanted to do for a long while, and the sisters agreed enthusiastically. They all had quite an adventurous spirit, which made the trip a lot more fun. Lidia was a little hesitant at first, but even that made everything more fun since it was so funny to see her progress from terror to eventual acceptance.



When we got to the volcano, we immediately felt how much cooler it was than Granada. It must have been 70. And it was very beautiful. Although it is the dry season, there was still a ton of green trees and vegetation, and the 15 platforms were actually all suspended over coffee plantations. At one point we could hear the distant growls of howler monkeys, and we saw them on our way back down to the main road later.

We got our gear on, which I think made us all look like coal miners, and were instructed on how to hold ourselves while on the lines. It was a lot of fun. After a few normal trips, we went across the lines upside down and horizontally like Superman. On one line, Briana finally got the courage to go over hanging upside down, but got a small branch in the face when she started off. It was hilarious.

The last line was very steep and instead of swinging over to another tree platform, it ended on the actual ground. Marlene went first, not really sure what to expect. As soon as she pushed off the platform, though, the guy on the other end, one of the guides, started pulling like a crazy man on the line, making her bounce all over the place wildly. It was for dramatic effect, and it made it all a lot more fun. I thought a couple of the girls were going to hit the ground a couple of times, but of course no one did.

After the canopy tour, we went on a quick boat trip through the Isletas, over to monkey island. We had brought a few bananas along and everyone had a lot of fun throwing them to the monkeys. I always like going out on that water, it is very relaxing and peaceful. It is cool, too, because it is so different from anything else in Nicaragua.



It was on our way out of Granada when Marlene was almost savagely attacked by the hemorrhoid-infested monkey. Well, maybe not savagely attacked, but she could have been messed up big time.

You might remember from a previous post about this monkey that is tied to a tree in a restaurant parking lot. He is obviously someone’s pet, and he stole Marlene’s lolly pop on one occasion a couple of months ago. Anyway, we wanted the girls to see him so we went there, and there he was, tied up and sitting in a tree branch. We all took turns trying to get him to climb up on us or wrap his hands around us or something. And he did, for the most part. And then we wanted to give him something to eat for his trouble, and Tahlia had this nutri-grain nut bar thing that was still wrapped. The monkey immediately saw it and wanted it, of course. Marlene, however, still wanted Curious George to give us hugs, so she put the nutri-bar inside Tahlia’s strap on her top, to lure him. Well it did, and he promptly took the wrapped bar and climbed up the tree. (Man, that monkey is really cold. And selfish. Once he gets what he wants, he kicks you to the curb. I really thought he was cute at first, but he is so “me-me-me”.)

But anyway, he climbs up there and is tearing at it with his sharp teeth, and Marlene looks up at him and says something like “Aw, he can’t get it open. He needs someone to open that package up for him, or he will choke and die on the wrapper!”

So she proceeds to half-climb up the tree and is reaching for the bar that this frenzied monkey with huge hemorrhoids is tearing at (hey, I didn’t look for them. . .he just climbed up the tree and gave us all a show). Anyway, Briana and me start yelling at her to come down, that she is crazy. She keeps at it, though, and then we start getting a little upset at her and start yelling a bit louder. Finally she came down. It is hilarious in retrospect, but seriously, if she would have touched that bar, what do you think would have happened? This is a wild animal, right? Would the monkey have said, “Oh, why thank you Madam, so kind, so kind!” I don’t think so. I think there would have been a lot of anger and someone would have had a majorly scratched up and/or eaten up face. Am I right? But thankfully that didn’t happen and we all really enjoyed the whole Granada trip.

Later on Ashley, Tahlia, Briana and Lidia got to experience a meeting Nicaraguan style. Everything was going perfectly well during the Theocratic Ministry School until, of course, all of the lights went out. No problem. Someone was prepared and a flashlight soon came on. Frank, the school overseer, stood over the sisters with the flashlight on the notes and they continued giving their talk. Afterwards everyone clapped for them being such good sports. And thankfully, as soon as the school was over, the electricity came back on and the meeting concluded normally.

We also got to visit Bethel that day and the girls really enjoyed it. They got the tour and got to meet a really cool missionary couple who are serving in the country, but I don't remember where exactly.



The following day, Friday, we finally went to the Montelimar beach resort. Marlene and I have heard about it a million times and everyone has told us to go there, it’s the best, and we were thinking that it was just so overhyped and it wouldn’t be as good as everyone says it is. But with the girls visiting, it was a good excuse to go, and it was definitely worth it! There is an entrance fee for the day, and it includes breakfast and lunch, all you can eat at their restaurant/buffet, and free drinks (even alcohol) and snacks all day, with use of their pool and beach. After a great breakfast of eggs, sausage, pancakes, fruit, potatoes, bacon, really good coffee, and a ton of other things, we went into the ocean and spent a few hours getting knocked over by the ocean waves. It was a ton of fun. Ashley, however, had this thing where she would come out of the ocean and spit out water like a fountain with her eyes closed. I didn’t mind at all until I was unfortunately standing right in front of her one time and got a full stream of salt water and Ashley Spit right in the face. (I told her “That is SO going on my blog!”)



All in all, it was a great day. The pool there is gigantic. For lunch we had really good cuts of steak, greek potatoes, pork chops, chicken, ice cream, fruit, flan, and a ton else. I really probably ate way too much. It’s like your mentality is “Well, I want to get my money’s worth” and so you just stuff yourself. I felt ashamed of myself afterwards. It was really a fleeting joy, and just left me feeling dirty afterwards. I gobbled up ice cream at one point, and pulled the plate full of flan in front of me and looked down at it, and I thought I was going to be sick. And I love flan. But I couldn’t even look at it.

After lunch we went back into the ocean, and then played Marco Polo in the pool, although I suspect that Lidia was cheating because she would just kind of squint her eyes, and when she would yell out “Marco!” I wouldn’t say anything and she still knew where I was.

After that I learned how to finally play chess by watching Tahlia and Marlene play on a giant board where the pieces were as big as 5 year old children.

Of course, we continued to eat and drink from the pool bar and finally were able to stuff our packed tummies into the car for the way back. We all got really baked by the sun, and my back and shoulders are still peeling. My face turned red a few days later, for some reason.

The following morning we had the privilege of cleaning the Kingdom Hall, and they got a kick of how we mow the lawn with machetes.

Later that day we had the meeting at La Conquista, where the sisters were able to share some comments they had prepared. They did really, really well!

After that we had a last dinner at Coliseo, the pizza place in Jinotepe, and then went to the hostel they were staying at and played some cards. We learned a new game, Golf, which we shared with the friends after the girls left, and we played one of my favorites, Mafia. I learned during that game that Briana has a very good poker face. I’m not sure if I trust her anymore, though. And I was also surprised to learn that my wife is quite willing to throw me under the bus if she suspects me of murder. She actually pointed at my face across the room and shouted “He did it! Trust me! It’s him!” Hmm, there goes my confidence in her if I ever need an alibi for something. (Thanks, honey. At least now I know!)

The next morning it was time for the sisters to go back home. We needed to start out early, since their flight left at 6am and the airport is 1 hour away. Marlene and I set the alarm for 3:45am, but for some reason it didn’t go off. Savannah did, though, and her barking at the door got us up to meet Lau. We quickly dressed and were off.

Tahlia, Ashley, Lidia and Briana got out okay and left us an envelope with very nice notes and some nice gifts. Afterwards I seized my opportunity to go to McDonalds for their greasy brick breakfast that makes you not be hungry for the rest of the day but tastes oh-so-good. I was totally dead the rest of the morning and slept another couple of hours.

We were surprisingly sad to not have the girls around anymore. I say “surprisingly” because we only were able to spend a short and very busy week with them, but we really established friendships with them that I think will last (“that I think will last forever” sounds so corny, but I guess it’s true!).

They were extremely kind and were very spiritually encouraging to be around. A very good example, the way they chose to spend their vacation in such a theocratic way.

It gave us a great boost. The only drawback, however, was that we got majorly homesick after they left. Some of the friends here have told us that it happens. When they get company from the States they get really homesick when the visiting friends leave. I was so jealous that they were going back to Chicago, even with snow and freezing rain. Sometimes you really just miss home. But we quickly kicked into high gear with preparation for the Memorial. All in all it was a perfect week, and we will see them all again in June when we go up to Chicago to visit. Tahlia has promised to make us our favorite desserts. Marlene is looking forward to a nice fudge cake. I’m just really missing some Cherry Garcia or Sarah Lee’s strawberry cheesecake myself.


THE MEMORIAL

The week afterwards was extremely busy. We held the Memorial in three different locations. One in Teresa, one in La Conquista where the group is, and one in El Cacao, where there is actually an old unused Kingdom Hall and five publishers. The cleaning in El Cacao was fun because there is a family of Witnesses living right next door and they have a ton of animals. I cautiously approached a baby cow, about 3 months old, and petted his gigantic forehead. It smelled my hand and I was surprised to have him lick me like a dog. (In this picture, for some reason, I look like I am balding. Don't worry, Mom, I'm not! I think I just put on too much gel that day or something.)



I got to play with a couple of the piglets and Marlene and I got to ride the brother’s horse a little after we were done cleaning. The family also happened to have some nice ripe mangos falling off of a tree, and they were delicious.

Later that day when we got back to Teresa, though, there was no power because some drunk guy had rammed a power pole and knocked it over. So the power was gone all day while they fixed it.

The Memorial was a smashing success all the way around. The congregation had a total of 277 in attendance, although that figure included the ones in el Cacao and la Conquista. We were not expecting hardly anyone at all in El Cacao, but we had 52 attend. Marlene met me there after she dropped off a couple of her studies at the one in La Conquista, and they had, I think about 55 there. We had to hurry back for the Memorial in Teresa after Cacao, and Frank let me borrow his motorcycle for the way back. It was over a dirt, rocky road in the dark, so Marlene was a little nervous sitting on it behind me, but we got there okay.



The Memorial was really a bittersweet occasion for us at the time. Sweet because of the importance and success of the occasion, but also bitter because we thought it would be our last time at the Kingdom Hall in Teresa. (You remember I told you we were moving in the last post. Well, we did move, but we moved 2 days later than planned and so we were able to get one more meeting squeezed in. We originally were set for moving on Wednesday the 15th, but it actually happened on Friday the 17th.)


THE SPECIAL ASSEMBLY DAY

The weekend after the Memorial was our Assembly day, and we had an assignment to clean the day before, on Saturday. It was pretty standard, just picking up trash, wiping down the chairs, cleaning the bathrooms, etc. The Assembly Hall is on Bethel’s property and is regularly maintained week after week by volunteers, so it was not a lot of work.

During the actual assembly I was assigned to be an attendant backstage, basically telling the participants where to stand, how to hold the microphones, and to tell them if they weren’t dressed appropriately. Thankfully all were. It was really nice to see the brothers and sisters that had parts. They were very nervous but you could tell they really appreciated the privilege they had. It was a great feeling to be able to congratulate and encourage them afterwards on their way back behind the platform.

It was kind of a shock to us, the whole experience, because we realized that we would really miss a lot of the friends. You know how you get used to seeing the same faces in the circuit? You aren’t friends with all of them necessarily, but they are there, they are part of the spiritual paradise that we all enjoy, and we were really starting to get used to seeing them, and so we were a little saddened that we wouldn’t be able to do that anymore. But we exchanged email addresses and phone numbers with quite a few of them.

The following day, Monday night, the congregation threw a going-away party for the Lau’s and us. It was a lot of dancing. Also a lot of tears, for the Lau family. We could really tell that the whole congregation will really miss them. And they have reason to. They have done so much there, they’ve really let themselves be used by Jehovah. When they first arrived there would be about 20 in attendance at the meetings, and now we have attendances in the 90's at times.

During the party one of Marlene’s studies, Eugenia, happened to be in the street and saw us and waved us over. We were able to say good bye to her and she expressed how much she appreciated Marlene’s help.

And now, for the last section of this post, and the most exciting. The move.


You will be shocked.


GOOYCZ WITH A TWIST!


GOOYCZ

What does that mean?

It didn’t mean much to me when I first saw it either. I saw it stenciled on a sign that a brother was holding up while speaking on a stage after a district convention program. It happened a few years ago. Marlene and I were attending an English district convention in Mexico, and we were considering the possibility of serving there eventually in that field. It didn’t work out in the end, but that sign served as a wake-up call of sorts and we have never forgotten it.

The brother held up this sign that read GOOYCZ on it, and nothing else. The talk he gave was part of an orientation meeting for all those that were interested in serving in Mexico English. He eventually revealed during the course of his talk that the sign was an acronym for “Get Out Of Your Comfort Zone”.

The talk was all about how, if your circumstances permitted, you could expand your ministry into avenues that you hadn’t before considered. But in order to do that, you had to get out of your comfort zone.

Back in the States, we certainly had ours. You know the routine. Service on some evenings when you had a study or two, a couple of hours on the weekend, afterwards a nice lunch spent with your friends, go to the meetings and share your comments, go out to eat afterwards, and occasionally take a nice day trip and get to know the friends better. And that is such a great life! And, of course, if you have that life it doesn’t mean you aren’t working hard for Jehovah and giving him your very best. The vast majority of Jehovah’s servants on earth do, within what our circumstances allow. For example, we know that many of you would love to be in our place but you simply can’t. We all have different circumstances. Marlene and I, too, would like to do certain things theocratically that we aren’t able to do, and so we just have to accept that.

However, if you ARE able to expand your ministry, if your circumstances really do allow you to be a regular pioneer, or to serve as a missionary or as a need-greater or as a Bethelite, or to learn a new language and help out in a greater need area in your own territory, then you have to simply get out of your comfort zone in order to achieve that. More self-sacrifice is required. You have to push yourself a bit more and spend even more time and energy in service to Jehovah, and sometimes you just don’t feel like it but you do it anyway.

Well, we recently learned that even though we have moved to a foreign land to serve in a greater need area, we needed to do more. And to do that, we needed to completely shatter our comfort zone. And we have. It is gone. And we are terrified and thrilled at the same time!

Let me explain.

During the last post, I explained to you that we had decided to move to Chontales with the Lau family. We genuinely loved the house there and also the weather. They have a group out there and so it would be a greater need area. And yes, we would have a nice little “support group” in place, since the Lau’s are good friends of ours. There. A nice little comfort zone.

However, it has all changed.

About a month or so ago, when we decided to move to Chontales, I called Bethel to let them know, since they like to know where all the foreigners are at any given time. They were fine with it, so we plowed ahead. Then, however, Bethel asked us if we would consider a different assignment. All they said at first was that they would be fine with us going to Chontales, but if we could, would we like to accept an invitation to serve in Granada?

“Granada?” I asked.

Granada is a beautiful, colonial style city on the shores of Lake Cocibolca, that gigantic lake with the 365 little islands in it that we visit from time to time as tourists. Actually, it is the most tourist-heavy part of Nicaragua, and many say that it is the prettiest, which I happen to agree with. (It has a very “European/Spanish” feel to it, what with all of the architecture from Spain of the 1500's, and all the different nationalities that stream throughout the city.)






I already knew that they had quite a few strong congregations there and so I didn’t see why they would invite people to serve there. But then they dropped the bombshell.

“It would be in the English field,” they said.

English?

My immediate and total reaction was NO WAY.

Now, Marlene and I love theocratic English. All of our personal study, Watchtower reading, Bible reading, all of it is in English. English touches our hearts and motivates us. But I, for one, don’t relish the thought of preaching in English. That field, to me, is full of people who don’t respect the Bible, doubt even the existence of God, and are very difficult to draw into the truth. (For the record, I may well be completely and totally wrong in my opinion, and I suspect that I am. This is the opinion of someone who has never been in an English congregation and has never done a return visit in English, other than a tiny bit of informal witnessing at work.) And I definitely think that I would sound like a total idiot giving a talk in English.

So, my reaction was NO.

Of course, I didn’t tell them NO. I said, “Well, brother, I understand that it is very expensive to live in Granada. How about we do this? How about we go down and check it out, and if we can find a house that we like and can afford, then we will move there, okay?”

“Okay.”

Later that evening we put it in prayer to Jehovah and told him that if, after our best efforts, we found a house that we liked and could afford, we would do it.

So, we took a day, not even a day really, just a couple of hours. We looked at an overpriced trashy house on the outskirts of the city and at a hotel room that someone was renting out that, while beautiful, didn’t allow dogs.

Oh well. Too bad. At least we gave it a shot!

So I told Bethel “Sorry brother, we tried but it just won’t work with our budget.”

Whew! I thought. That was a close one!

And Bethel smiled and said that was fine, and to let them know if we changed our minds.

So we plugged along and planned our move.

However, I must admit, during the following few weeks my conscience did start to bother me. Had we really given it our “best effort”, like we promised Jehovah? I knew that we hadn’t.

The conversation between Marlene and I started to turn towards it. “I wonder how it would be preaching in English,” we would say. Marlene hasn’t done it in years, and I never have. “I suppose they really do have a need,” we would say, before shaking the thought from our heads and focusing on our move to Chontales.

However, as I mentioned, we had prayed to Jehovah before and we told him that if he wanted us to help out in Granada, to let us know his feelings on the matter in some way.

During Briana’s visit, when we were in Granada, I walked into a tourist office to see if they did the canopy zip-line tour, and I had to wait a few minutes for the person to get off the phone. So I kind of wandered around the office a bit and suddenly saw a phone number on a bulletin board saying, “Homes for rent, plenty to choose from, just call ###-###”

I wrote it down and stuffed it in my wallet, but it was soon forgotten in the midst of our zip-lining fun.

The Friday before the assembly day, however, another opportunity presented itself to investigate Granada.

And Marlene and I were filled with shadowy regret about the way things had been handled. After all, we had come to Nicaragua under the branch’s direction, and to refuse an assignment is not something that we would like to ever do. We felt a tugging on our hearts towards Granada.

We would justify ourselves, saying Granada was too hot, too expensive, too this, too that. And Chontales was cooler, and Lau’s would be there, etc. But the tugging continued.

So we prayed about it again, wanting to see what we should do, and I called the number in my wallet. A real-estate agent answered. I told him that we were interested in finding a house that allows dogs, is in a secure area, close to Central Park, and would be no more than $250. (That is the absolute maximum we could pay for rent.) He told me he didn’t think he had anything that low in rent (Granada really IS expensive - a brother I talked to there says he is renting a ROOM for $300 per month) but that he would take the weekend to look and I could call him again on Monday morning to see if he had found anything.

So the weekend went by very busily, with the cleaning at the assembly hall and the assembly day itself. But the idea of moving to Granada nibbled greedily at the edges of my thoughts the entire weekend.

Monday morning arrived and I called the agent.

“I found one house that might fit what you want. But she doesn’t allow dogs and she wants $400 per month.”

“How does that fit what I want?” I asked him.

“Well, it is close to Central Park, it’s in a secure area, and it is a very nice house. We can talk to her and see if she can bring down the price, because she wants to rent it out and she might lower it if it is unfurnished.” (We didn’t need furnishings, of course.)

So I made plans to meet him in Central Park in a couple of hours.

I didn’t even see the point in Marlene going since it was most likely going to be a wash-out, and she had stuff to do at the house in preparation for our move later that week to Chontales anyway.

So I went on my own. I saw the house, and I really liked it. It is a good deal bigger than the house we had in Teresa. When you first walk in, there is a high, bamboo-cane ceiling with a dark mahogany ceiling fan. There is a walkway outside in the back that leads to the bedrooms that is bordered by a tall ivy-covered wall. There is a good number of windows and cross-ventilation areas, fans, and the master bedroom has A/C. In the back yard there is a nice little garden with ivy-covered walls and bougainvilleas cascading over. The neighborhood itself is pretty mild, about 4 blocks from Central Park (a 5 minute walk) and about a 10 minute walk from Pali, the main grocery store there. It is also about a 10 minute walk to the lake.

So I took a bunch of pictures to show Marlene, and took a look at the contract. It flat out said “No dogs allowed”. The agent told me he might be able to get her to waive that and to lower the rent to $250 unfurnished, and if we were interested, he would talk to her and let us know what she decided.

I went back home, the beginning of excitement building, and showed Marlene the pictures. She liked it and said it was up to me what we do, since she also liked the house in Chontales. I don’t think she wanted to influence me in case I was leaning in one way or the other. My own desire for comfort and stability screamed Chontales, but my conscience and desire to do what Jehovah wanted us to do continued to question me.

So I called the agent and said, “Okay, if you can get her down to $250 and to allow dogs, we will do it.”

He told me he would call me the following day.

That night we went to the going-away party I mentioned earlier. I didn’t feel guilty being there and eating the nice cake that was meant for us (the Lau’s got a nice cake, too), since we really WERE going away, I just wasn’t sure where to yet.

The following morning we decided to go to Granada so that Marlene could look at the house for herself. She was starting to get excited about the possibility as well. She walked through it and she liked it and was willing to go there if I thought it was best for us.






The owner of the house, a lady from the States named Susan, was in Granada and the agent said that he had an appointment to talk to her and would call me in an hour to see what she decided to do. So we walked around Central Park a bit and then went to Tip Top, a very good rotisserie chicken place, to eat lunch and kind of talk about everything. When we sat down to eat, there was a small group of 3 people behind us sitting at their own table talking.

Immediately after I said my prayer for lunch my cell phone rang. I picked it up and it was the agent. He said, “I’ve talked to the owner of the house and I think it will work, but she wants to meet with you.”

“Okay, we’ll be able to do that in a short while, after lunch. Where do you want to meet?” I asked.

“We are at Tip Top,” he said. “Come by when you can.”

A puzzled look came over me and I started looking around. “Well, we are at Tip Top too–“

Then we all suddenly realized that the small group of people behind us was the owner, her husband, and the agent. I hadn’t recognized him when we walked in. After an incredulous laugh, we made arrangements to talk after our meals.

Afterwards we had a very good conversation. The owner had no problems renting to us for the price we wanted, and when we told her that our two doggies were small and very well behaved, she crossed out the “No dogs allowed” clause in the contract without a fuss.

She later told us that she had a good feeling about us when we walked into the restaurant for some reason. (I guess it was a good thing we had come to Granada after service that morning, and we were still dressed in our service clothes.)

She certainly is very accommodating with what we want. Although she is renting it out “unfurnished”, she very quickly agreed to leaving a few things we liked, like a large armoire/dresser thing in the master bedroom, all the fans, some stools around the “breakfast island”, a desk and chair (for work and study), a TV stand, and a couple of other things. She also agreed to install mosquito screens on a couple of windows that don’t have them. She didn’t even want a security deposit, just the first month’s rent and that was it.

So we signed the contract and made arrangements to move in that Friday, a mere 3 days later.


PERCEIVING JEHOVAH’S WILL

Ephesians 5:17 says, “Cease becoming unreasonable, but go on perceiving what the will of Jehovah is.”

Perceiving Jehovah’s will is so much more than merely reading in the Bible or in the Watchtower that he doesn’t like fornication, drunkenness, lying, etc., and then abstaining from those things. Perceiving Jehovah’s will is really feeling what he feels and thinks about the specific decisions that you are making.

The whole plan to move to Chontales wasn’t a wicked decision or anything bad, but it was selfish, really. We wanted to serve in an area that has a greater need than Teresa (and Teresa really is being well taken care of right now), but we also wanted to be in our comfort zone. So we were really putting a limit on what we would do for Jehovah. We were willing to do something, but only if it fit with what we wanted for ourselves.

From the way that we kept being bothered by our decision to not go to Granada, and the way that the house in Granada worked out so well, without any obstacles whatsoever, it just really showed to us what Jehovah’s will for us in this matter was. Something that also proves it to us is the way we feel now about the decision we made. Although we were very sad to tell Lau’s that we wouldn’t be moving to Chontales after all (they were disappointed but were also very positive, encouraging, and happy for us), we feel, I don’t know, lighter. Like a weight is off of our shoulders. We feel very happy and glad that we were obedient and able to accept an assignment from the branch.

As for the Lau family, they are in the United States working and visiting family for the next month and a half. I have a feeling that they will really enjoy their new home in Chontales, and we will be keeping in touch with them regularly.

Now, we have to admit, even at this juncture, that we don’t fully understand the reasoning behind English in Nicaragua. But the truth is, you don’t have to understand the reasoning. Obedience is what Jehovah values. If we see the whole big picture and understand the logic, great. But we don’t always have the whole big picture available to us, right? Whenever I think of this, I always think of the Israelites camping at the Red Sea. They didn’t understand why they should stop and camp in such a dangerous area, with a mountain cutting off one avenue of escape and the sea cutting off the other. But they didn’t see the big picture, they didn’t see what Jehovah saw. Moses didn’t either, but he was obedient and he was rewarded generously for it.

Jehovah, and the organization he uses, see things in a way that is perhaps very different from what we see. They can see the preaching work in its full panorama, where the potential is, where the pockets of urgent need are, and then they see what tools they have, and they use them. That’s all we came down here for, after all. To be tools to be used as Jehovah sees fit. Not for vacation.

Preaching in the English field will be a huge challenge. Giving talks in English is a terror I can’t even imagine yet. But if you remember, the Kingdom Ministry last week talked about how the preaching work can do wonders in developing qualities in us, like humility. I think that this assignment will really teach us a lot and will help us to refine many (although not nearly enough) of the rough edges in our personalities. Also, we are very confident that Jehovah will give us enough holy spirit to be zealous and joyful in our ministry.

Marlene is really excited about this move. She is a little bit afraid, because she is not used to preaching in English, but she is really thrilled with the direction we are going. She is a little bit afraid that she will lose her Spanish, but that is not likely since we are still living in a foreign land and we will have frequent contact with the Spanish congregation.

The English group has its Watchtower and Public Talk every Sunday, the Congregation Bible Study every Thursday, and the Theocratic Ministry School every other week. All of our Service Meetings will be with the Spanish congregation, as well as 2 Schools per month. So it will definitely be an interesting mixture of language.

Once we definitely decided, we immediately spread the word in our congregation in Teresa. And the response, from every single person we told, was overwhelmingly encouraging. They were very happy that we would be following the branch’s direction, and also that we would still be close after all, a bus trip of less than 1 hour, so we could still meet up in Granada or visit Teresa conveniently.

We are happy. Granada is an open door to greater activity, is a beautiful city, and has very nice places to eat, which is very, very important to me, ha ha. I actually discovered, to Marlene’s disappointment, a donut place specializing in American donuts!!!


OUR FIRST MEETING IN THE ENGLISH GROUP

I meant to post this update on Friday or Saturday before our first meeting here, but we were very busy moving and settling in. But I suppose it was a good thing, since now you can see what our first impression of Granada English was.

We said all of our goodbyes at our last meeting on Thursday night in Teresa, and everyone was so touching in their expressions of appreciation for our friendship. We know that, without a doubt, we have made friendships there that will continue to develop even while we are in Granada. The day we left we even got several phone calls from the friends in Teresa wanting to make sure we got in okay and that we were happy.

Friday afternoon was spent moving in. Thankfully we don’t have a lot of possessions, so loading and unloading Roberto’s big truck (the brother who helped us) took about 20 minutes each way. We quickly set the basic furnishings the way we wanted them and went out to dinner in Central Park.

Our first night in our new home was fantastic. We put the AC on and it totally felt like we were on vacation. We really couldn’t believe we had actually moved to Granada, but we were deeply, deeply satisfied and happy that we had followed Jehovah’s direction.

We awoke the next morning to the calls of several different birds. Saturday morning was spent going to the cable place to sign up for cable TV and internet in the house (a must!), going to the Pali and outdoor market nearby to shop for groceries, meeting and chatting with our new neighbors, studying our Watchtower for the next day, and cleaning up and touching up some areas of the house.

The doggies love their new place! There is a walkway outside in the back that leads to the bedrooms and bathrooms, and they run up and down it. It is also great because even if the sun is really hot on a particular day, the walkway is always shaded so they don’t overheat. Savannah loves watching the kids walk by on the street and still gets majorly ticked when she sees a horse walk by.

Sunday morning at 10:00am was our first meeting with our English group.

It was very strange, as we were walking up to the Kingdom Hall’s doors, to hear people inside talking in English and laughing. We walked in and noticed that there were more than we had thought. We were expecting to have 8 or 10 at the meeting. Roughly 20 minutes before the start of the meeting, there were already close to 20 (We ended up having around 25. But on the bulletin board I saw that they sometimes have attendances in the 30's). We were immediately approached by one of the elders, Tim, a tall brother who is a missionary assigned to the Spanish congregation in Granada (the same congregation that we are technically assigned to). I handed him our publisher’s cards and letter from our previous body of elders and then talked to him for a bit. He broke into a really big smile when we told him that we were there at the request of the branch. He motioned to a small family of three standing nearby, the Brooks (Gary, Joanna, and Nicola, their 10 year old daughter), and during some pleasant conversation they told us that they had just arrived in Nicaragua last week, from Canada. We have mutual friends, Nathan and Candy Howes (also from Canada), who serve in Jinotepe, close to where we used to be. Anyway, the Brooks family were originally going to go to Jinotepe, but just before that happened the branch asked them to serve in English in Granada as well.

Joanna was so pleased that we were assigned here, too, and said that she had been praying to Jehovah for some friends in the congregation, and it seems like we will really get along well.

The meeting itself was very nice and strange. Strange because we are just so not used to being in English. Marlene says that for her, it is much easier to comment in Spanish! (She says that in Spanish, she just does the best she can and she is happy. In English, she over-analyzes everything and then thinks she sounded like an idiot). For me, my first comment in English, during the Watchtower study, was totally dumb and I hated it. Not for any particular reason, I just think I sounded like I was “trying” to sound “English”. I don’t know how else to explain it, but that’s how I felt about it. My other comments, though, I just talked and said what I thought, and it felt much more natural and I was fine. I am still really, really scared of giving parts in English though. The good thing is that although we are assigned to the English group, we are technically assigned to the Spanish congregation, called Granada Oeste (West). Tim, the elder from the Spanish congregation, told us that we would be used in Spanish as well for parts, so that means that we don’t have to worry about losing our “Spanish” feel for things.



After the meeting we continued to talk to the friends. Cindy, a local Nicaraguan sister who knows English, is supporting the group along with her brother, Francisco, and their mother goes with them for support. Francisco read the Watchtower and did an excellent job, and you can tell that he takes his privileges very seriously. Cindy’s English was surprisingly good. There is also a young Canadian mother who is not yet a publisher but used to study when she lived in Canada. She married a Nicaraguan and moved here to Granada. There is also a brother from England named David who is, unfortunately, going back to England very soon. Tory, a young brother from New York, has been here for the last month and a half and is leaving for good in another month or so. So we will be losing two brothers in the next month, which is not good news, but the elder who is actually assigned strictly to the English group, Steve, is in the States right now but will be arriving in two weeks. (Tim is kind of filling in for him until he gets back. I know Tim has a wife, but I’m not sure if she goes to the English with him or not. Marlene and I will meet her at our meeting on Thursday night.)

Afterwards we walked home and had a very good lunch, and then the cable people arrived to install our cable! We aren’t addicted to TV really, but it makes us feel at home and “normal” at times.


OUR FIRST TASTE OF FIELD SERVICE

On Monday afternoon at 2pm we met with our very first service group in the English field. It was quite a small group. I think that it is mainly because it was at 2pm, which is the hottest part of the day, and we are currently in the hottest part of the year. No one was sure why the arrangement was at 2, but one of the brothers told us that it would change very soon. But we made the best of it and we got surprisingly good results. I spoke to a woman who is an English teacher at the local high school, and her English was really good! I left the April Watchtower on being born again, and it was very interesting to hear her opinion about it (she thought that “born again” means to start life over as a dedicated Christian, which is what most people we’ve talked to think. The magazine has a GREAT illustration when it asks us who chose our physical birth, us or our parents? So it is reasonable to conclude that we don’t choose if we are born again in a spiritual sense, but the Father is the one who chooses. . . .that made her think, and she accepted the magazine. And all of this was done in English! It was really fun actually.) Marlene found a man who works as a tour guide in Costa Rica during certain parts of the year, and accepted the Bible Teach book. Marlene thinks he will study, and he accepted an invitation to attend the English meeting on Sunday morning.

After service we went down to the outdoor market, which is very similar to the one in Jinotepe but bigger. We were able to find a couple of things we were looking for, and during our shopping my phone rang and it was the Brooks family inviting us over to their home for dinner. We showed up about an hour or so later, and their place was nice. It’s not their actual home yet, it is a house that they are staying in for 1 month while they look around for a place to rent. It has a small swimming pool inside, in the center of the house between the kitchen, dining room, and living room.



Anyway, we had a very pleasant dinner with them, and they kind of picked our brains about living in Nicaragua and what to expect. We are all, of course, very new to Granada, but the same basic principles apply to almost everything. We made plans to go with them to Masaya on Friday so that they can shop for some things for the house. Marlene and I later commented on how it was nice that we are now able to help someone else settle into life in Nicaragua, just like the Lau family helped us so much when we first arrived.

After we left, we felt a lot better about being in Granada. We had been really worried about not having friends here, and maybe not meshing well with anyone. We had prayed about it, and Jehovah very clearly (and very quickly!) answered them. When I think about this, I realize that when you put Jehovah first, you can worry about the little things and kill yourself over them, but you really shouldn’t. We shouldn’t forget that Jehovah knows exactly where we are, what we are doing, and why we are doing it. And if he is pleased with our course, if we have an intimate relationship with him, it is the easiest thing in the world for him to just help us out in really wonderful ways. It’s like he is saying, “What? You’re worried about this little thing? Well, watch this!” and he just does it.

That is one thing that we absolutely LOVE about being in Nicaragua. In the States, we definitely saw Jehovah’s hand in matters in our lives, and we were so enthralled whenever it happened. Here, though, we see him really helping us out in very specific ways, and in ways that we had never even imagined. And it happens quite often, too. It just really amazes us. You might remember that in a very recent Watchtower study, in one of the paragraphs it talked about how Jehovah’s servants, both of the anointed and of the great crowd, can “see” him. And we can honestly say that we really do see him much more clearly than we ever did. It is just such a cool experience, and very awe-inspiring to realize that Jehovah knows you and that he hasn’t forgotten about you, even though you are just one person in a sea of 7 million who are serving him on the earth today. It’s just amazing.

Okay, so that is it for now.

Please keep us in your prayers. We will try to be a bit less hysterical and terrified, with Jehovah’s help.




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Wednesday, March 18, 2009

¨Puppies with a Side of Fungus, Please!¨ and ¨Our Quest for a New Home¨

PUPPIES WITH A SIDE OF FUNGUS, PLEASE!

No, the Nicaraguan cuisine does not include dishes made with dog flesh. (Full disclosure: I once ate dog tacos by mistake in Mexico, and they really weren’t too bad, but I would never knowingly eat a puppy nowadays!)

I am referring to our poor little doggies. Although Marlene and I love Nicaragua and are thrilled to be in this preaching paradise, our puppies do not share the sentiment. We can tell that the new environment has been quite a jolt to them, and what is worse, they came down with a serious case of fungus.

It started a few months ago. We saw what looked to be many bite-marks on their bellies. We then bought a whole mess of Raid and killed a thousand ants in our house. (I mean that almost literally. There were nests, I think, in the roof and when I sprayed up there, they started coming down and dying on the floor. I once counted 120 in less than 10 minutes, and there were many, many more.)

After a while, however, these bite-marks started looking like rashes. This was when we knew it was time to call in a veterinarian. Thankfully, they make house-calls.

We asked Silvia and Everet about it, and they recommended a veterinarian who has been treating their dogs for years. I placed a call, and about a week later he showed up at our door. But he looked nothing like a veterinarian.

Now, I know I’m biased because I have lived in the U.S. all my life. But when I picture a veterinarian, I picture a tall, middle-aged blond woman with pulled-up hair and very serious looking glasses, chewing on the tip of a pencil as she looks at a dog with her head turned to the side and her eyes in a concentrated squint. This veterinarian looked like a farmhand who’d just trudged through cow manure and tar on his way out to the road, hoping to catch a ride in someone’s pickup. But, Everet said he was good, so we invited him in. (After he left, Marlene had to pick up the cow manure his boots had left on our floor, but oh well.)

What alarmed me, however, was that he didn’t want to actually touch the dogs. He just looked down for a few seconds when I rolled them over to show their bellies, and he said, “Yes, they have ‘Chichen Itza.’”

Now, I know he didn’t actually say “Chichen Itza”, but that’s what it sounded like and I don’t remember what it actually was, but it was a type of fungus.

Anyway, he sat down and told me, “Look, I’ve got dogs dying all over the place from this thing. The hair will fall out and then she will die.” After mildly alarming me (and I say mildly because I wasn’t convinced he knew what he was talking about), I asked him how we could fix her.

He then explained to me that he would have to come by every day for the next 4 days for a series of injections, powders, and creams, and then they would be okay. At this, Marlene said, “No way they’re getting injected!” and shook her head furiously.

Now, at this point I must explain something. You see, a couple of months ago a very sad thing happened. One of Everet’s dogs, Spanky 1, received what was thought to be a routine injection for parasites. Unfortunately, the injection killed him. We aren’t sure exactly what happened, it has something to do with either the wrong medication being given, or it was given in the wrong dosage. Either way, this event made us pretty apprehensive about injecting anything into anybody. (This veterinarian wasn’t the one who gave Spanky the shot.)

(And I say “Spanky 1” because they have since bought a new puppy. They included us in their brainstorming session about what to name the pup, and unfortunately our favorite names “Snickers” and “Obi Wan Kenobi” were not chosen. Since no one agreed and the discussion became a bit heated and voices were raised, Everet finally stopped the proceedings and decided to call him Spanky 2, “Spanky” for short.)

After seeing our apprehension, the veterinarian, whose name is Henry, told us that we have to be willing to trust him 100%, and that we also needed to “trust in God”. He especially emphasized this last point, and he said that if something went wrong, then it would be in God’s hands.

In other words, if he screwed up and our dogs died, well, it’s God’s fault!

I suppose we looked like we thought he was crazy, because then he said, “Look, I’ve been doing this for 20 years and I’ve never had a dog die from an injection.”

After a bit more conversation I finally gave in and said fine. So the next day, he comes back with some medicine, and I ask him what exactly is he going to inject into the dogs (both of them had Chichen Itza). He then proceeds to tell me, “This is called (I don’t remember what it was called), and this is the one you need to be worried about. You put one more milligram than what you’re supposed to, and this dog is dead!”

I frowned at this and just stared at him for a long moment.

Finally he said “But don’t worry, I measured it out very exactly.”

“Well, how do you know how much to measure out?” I asked.

“It’s by weight,” he replied. “You need to do it by weight. Otherwise the dog will die.”

“But how do you know how much she weighs? You haven’t even picked her up, and you don’t have a scale.” I said.

He just kind of squinted at her and said, “She weighs 12 pounds max. Don’t worry.”

In retrospect, as I write this, I am shaking my head at my utter stupidity. How could I have let him continue? But I did.

Plus, I knew Savannah actually weighs closer to 22 pounds (she likes pizza and chicken wings just like her daddy, what can I say?), so I knew he was measuring it out too short. Which was safer than measuring out too much. So I didn’t say anything.

Savannah took the shot like a pro. The vet watched her for a few minutes “in case she starts acting crazy”, but she was fine.

Over the next few days he came back and finished the procedures on both doggies, which in the end didn’t do too much. He came back after a few weeks and saw that their paws were still really irritated and raw.

And what did “Dr. Do Little” say?

“Oh, they must have the beginnings of arthritis!”

He then went on to explain that when a dog gets arthritis, the inflammation in the joints makes the skin stretch and itch.

I had to call him on this one. “They are 3 years old and different breeds. You’re telling me that they suddenly got arthritis at the same time?”

After he saw I didn’t believe a single word he was saying, he shut up.

“Look,” I said. “They obviously have dry skin. See?” I showed him a paw. “Don’t you have anything for that?”

However, he was afraid to get near the paws because of the possibility he might get bitten. A veterinarian who is deathly afraid of getting bitten is like a pilot being afraid of heights. It just doesn’t make sense.

He then proceeded to come back every few days to continue a procedure of some kind. Basically he had us rub antibiotics on their paws while he gave them more shots. We’ve had to put socks on the poor things so that they won’t lick off the antibiotics. The puppies are now seemingly doing better, I suppose.



But I doubt we use Henry again. Although in reality, “human” doctors aren’t much better from what I hear. It’s mostly hit-or-miss guesswork. Remember the couple I told you about a while back, the owners of the bakery across the street? Anyway, his daughter, who was 35 years old and healthy, got pneumonia. The doctors misdiagnosed her, unfortunately, and when they figured out what it was, it was too late and they just called her father and told him she had died.

I don’t know anyone who has died from pneumonia. But here it happens quite frequently. They just take a guess at what you have and shovel all these pills and injections into you, and quite often they’re wrong. I tell Marlene that if I get anything worse than a cold we’re flying back to the U.S. and getting treated there.

Oh well. The key is prevention.



TURN UP THE MUSIC, BABY, BECAUSE IT’S NOT LOUD ENOUGH!

Remember what I told you about the disco/bar next door, where it’s Saturday Night Fever practically every night? Well, when we first arrived to Santa Teresa, there was just nothing available. The only house was the one next to this noisy awful place, and we just took our lumps and tried to do our best. We had a small ray of hope, however, because the word around town was that they were closing down in a few months, since no one ever went there and they weren’t making any money. So there was a small light at the end of the tunnel.

However, instead of the owner closing the doors and taking this business failure as a lesson to be learned, he has decided to EXPAND. He is building a second floor to the place. They closed down for a few weeks while they do the construction. He told me that once they opened back up it would be better “because we can add more speakers now!”

Wonderful! So instead of having the walls vibrate with noise, we can have the roof shake above us, too. The owner actually gave me a huge smile, expecting me to be proud of his genius business savvy. Whatever.

We were sorely disappointed. We don’t get as much sleep as we’d like because it is so loud. We once went into their restaurant to take a look, and our house is literally in the middle of their dance floor, with speakers right up against our wall. Most nights I pop a movie into the portable DVD player and try to ride it out, my earphones blasting to drown out the noise. Marlene tries to bury her head in the pillow and get some sleep. The music usually doesn’t shut off until about 1 in the morning, and then it’s another hour of all the drunks laughing and yelling in the street out front.

But, there is wonderful news! Very soon we are going to have a momentous change in our lives which will fix this problem quite nicely.

Before we get to that, however, I’d like to share an experience from the ministry that was interesting.



AH, EUPHORIA! OH WAIT, NEVER MIND . . . .


One evening not too long ago, we had Luis and Jessi, a couple from the congregation, over for dinner. I went out to get some ice cream for everyone, and on my way back home a man popped his head out of his door and said, “Hey, come here a second!”

Since ice cream doesn’t last long in this heat, I just smiled and said, “Sorry, I’m in a hurry!” and kept walking.

After a bit, though, my conscience started irritating me. What about if this guy knew I was one of Jehovah’s witnesses and had a question about the Bible? So I backtracked and asked him what he needed. And sure enough, as soon as we exchanged pleasantries, he just asked me, “Why did God tell Moses that his name was “I am that I am”? Why did he change his name?”

As soon as he said that, I knew he was an evangelical. 95% of the people I’ve met from this religion read their Bibles, but they pounce on these strange, superficial issues that are easily cleared up by just reading the context of the scripture.

“What is the meaning of life? Why are we here? Why does God permit so much suffering? What happens when we die?”

No, they can’t be bothered with that.

“What was the fruit that Eve ate? Where was the Garden of Eden located? You’re going to burn in Hell if you don’t submit to God!”

Yes, those are more up their alley.

I told him I would be more than happy to share a thought from the Bible the following Sunday after our meeting, and I went on my way.

The following Sunday I kept my word. I showed up and he invited me in. He immediately went to the “I am that I am” question. I showed him how just one verse later, in Exodus 3:15, God told Moses to say that he had been sent forth from “Jehovah”. So, he never changed his name. “I am what I am”, in our translation, reads “I shall prove to be what I shall prove to be”, which is a more accurate translation based on the original Hebrew text. It means that Jehovah was promising to become whatever was needed for the nation to escape from Egypt. He proved to be a Military Commander, a Miracle Worker, a Provider of food, etc. until they made it safely to the promised land.

He seemed to accept this and then went on to another subject. He wanted to know what Jehovah’s witnesses thought of worshiping idols and statues. I read to him 1 John 5:21, which says, “Little children, guard yourselves from idols”, and Exodus 20:4-6, where Jehovah very plainly states that he hates idol worship.

The man nodded his head enthusiastically and said, “Yeah, those Catholics are all going to hell!”

I didn’t agree with his condemnation, but I saw the door open for a good conversation about hell. I showed him a few scriptures that show how God doesn’t punish people in hell when they die (Ecclesiastes 9:5, 10; Psalm 146:4; Ezekiel 18:4), but unfortunately he disagreed with what the Bible said.

I then just asked him point-blank, “What do you think? If the Bible says something that contradicts what we believe, should we change our belief or continue to ignore what God says on the matter?”

He just shook his head and said that he respected Jehovah’s witnesses but that he was an evangelical. I told him that he hadn’t answered my question, but he ignored that and changed the subject.

I could quickly see we weren’t getting anywhere, so I decided to ask him about the Evangelical religion and what had made him become a member.

Evangelicals do not believe in idol worship, and that is basically what he said drew him to them. But then he said something very interesting, which forms the basis for the title of this subheading.

He said that when you become an evangelical, there are 2 phases.

The first phase is called the “Euphoric State”. When you learn a few things about the Bible you start feeling so happy and excited and you think you have finally found the truth. You start giving a lot of your money to the church, go to their “revivals” and day-trips to different places of worship, and you’re a pretty happy person. You also start feeling “holy spirit” at their meetings. Their meetings are very, very loud, with chanting and falling on the floor and shaking, and speaking in “tongues”, which is really just gibberish that no one can understand. Very soon, however, you go into the second phase.

The second phase is called “The Cooling-Off State”. You basically get sick of it. You don’t go to the “revivals” anymore, you stop feeling the “holy spirit” or speaking in tongues, and your worship now just consists of giving your monthly tithe (10% of your monthly salary) and going to meetings.

I found this to be very interesting since I had never heard of this before. I then asked him, “Do you think that Jesus and his apostles went through this 2-Stage process?”

He told me that every true Christian goes through it. That you cool off and others take your place, and that way the preaching continues.

I then opened up the Bible to Revelation 2:4, 5 where Jesus was actually rebuking a congregation of true Christians because they had “cooled off” in their love for God and Jesus! Then I showed him how the book of Revelation was written by the apostle John from an inspired vision, and that John had written this approximately 70 years after he had first become a Christian.

“Do you think John had cooled off?” I asked him.

He quickly grew uncomfortable with where this was heading, and changed the subject again. At this, I politely told him that I needed to leave. He unfortunately refused to accept even one single scripture that disproved what he was saying, and it was just becoming a total waste of time.

Also, one thing I noticed with him and with literally every other evangelical I’ve talked to, is that they seem to be very angry people. They believe that everyone should burn for eternity in hell. Literally. They want people to feel like they are on fire, with their skin burning off and their eyes popping out, forever. And when you show them from the Bible that Jehovah is a God of Love and that he just won’t sink to that level, they get mad and just push and push their beliefs, ignoring what the Bible says. On a few occasions I’ve actually been afraid that they would become physically violent. It’s very strange, but there are a lot of similarities between them and Muslim extremists, as in terrorists. They are just angry and bitter all the time and if you don’t submit to them, they want to just rip your head off. Many of the brothers in Nicaragua feel that a a few of those who are especially active in the Evangelical religion are under demon influence, and seeing some of it up close, I have to agree.

(However, there have been some good results in preaching to them. There is a young unbaptized publisher in our congregation named Karen. Karen used to be an active evangelical, and Marlene asked her about it one day recently. She said that their pastor used to encourage them to go out and preach twice a year. They would go to someone’s house in a door-to-door campaign, would read a scripture or two, and then thank the householder for listening and then they would be on their way. Karen, at first, liked this because she believed that Jesus’ followers have the responsibility to preach. When she got acquainted with Jehovah’s witnesses and saw that we actually teach people and help them to have a real relationship with Jehovah, she was immediately drawn to the organization and is progressing rather rapidly.)

Anyway, he then offered me a cup of pineapple juice before I left. I told him that I really couldn’t stay, but he insisted and said that he had prepared it especially for me.

Now, this sort of sounded like he had poisoned it, but I said okay anyway. I don’t really know why. I just felt bad for him. He seemed to be a very lonely person and was just grateful for the company, I think.

So he went outside, dunked a glass in a bucket of water to “wash” it, and then came back with another bucket of yellow liquid. He poured it into the cup and offered it to me.

“Aren’t you going to have a cup?” I asked him.

“No, no”, he said, and just smiled.

Stupid idiot that I am, I drank it down pretty fast and then left. I was expecting a storm in my stomach and possible death, but thankfully it didn’t happen.


But Marlene and I had words when I told her what I drank that afternoon.


AH, ROCKY ROAD, MY FAVORITE!

We recently were invited to a party at the home of one of the families in the congregation. It was a very pleasant occasion, although we got there a bit late because of some studies that we had. When we arrived, and after some association with the friends, Emily came up to me and asked me to borrow the brother’s horse because she wanted to ride it. I told her that it probably wasn’t a good idea, but she said that all the kids had done it before the party, except for her, and she really wanted to. Plus, she was really embarrassed about asking so she wanted me to ask him.

Of course, I gave in after a little bit, and we walked back up to the main part of the house to see if we could borrow it. The brother was very nice about it and said that I could ride it (it was a big, white horse) but not Emily, because the horse is a little bit crazy and it would certainly throw her off. For some reason it doesn’t like children.

I nodded and said thank you, not planning on riding it because I just didn’t feel like it then and I didn’t want to ride on a “crazy” horse. But Emily started grabbing my arm and begging me to ride it, and maybe she could get on behind me. I just smiled at the brother and he said, “Sure, why not? If you’re both on it, the horse won’t be too bad.”

I looked at the horse and felt pretty bad for it, but I got on and I extended my hand to pull Emily up behind me, but she couldn’t quite get her foot in the stirrup, and started trying to climb up the poor horse’s leg. He swung his head over towards Emily, and I saw those nice pearly whites starting to chomp up and down, getting ready to grab a piece of her arm, so I pulled him straight again and told Emily, “Listen, let me walk him over to that broken down ox-cart over there and you can hop on from there.”

She said, “Okay, Luis!” and climbed up the cart. I walked the horse over, but Emily still couldn’t quite make it. She flung a leg over, and the horse just wouldn’t have it. He was getting kind of riled up, snorting and all that, so I told Emily to forget it and put the horse back and tied him back up. She was pretty disappointed, but she later got on by herself and Marlene walked alongside her in case she got thrown off, but she didn’t.

Anyway, at the end of the party, I asked Lau if we could ride with them back home, since it’s pretty far from Santa Teresa. He said sure, no problem.

Unfortunately, his wife had already made arrangements to take two older sisters home, too, so there wasn’t any room in the car. However, as they were leaving Everet told me, “Well, there’s room for Marlene if Emily sits on her lap, and you can ride in the trunk, if you want.”

At first I thought he was joking, but then he started clearing away space in the trunk.

“You’re serious?” I asked him, cocking my head to the side and peering at him suspiciously.

“Yeah, it’s no big deal,” he said. “Look, you just sit in the trunk with your legs dangling out the back, and hold the lid open with one of your hands, and you’ll be fine.”

I just shrugged and said, “Okay.”

So I got in, and Silvia took a picture of me and just laughed.



We soon departed. At first, Everet took care to go slow, since he probably was worried that I would bounce out onto the road if he hit a pothole or something. After a short while, however, he either forgot I was back there or he gained a lot of confidence in my ability to hold on, because we were soon cruising at a quick pace. It wasn’t too bad, except I kept spitting out dust and squinting my eyes to keep out the sand. (Most of the way back was on rocky, dirt roads, hence the title of this section.)

When we got into Teresa and dropped off the two sisters, Silvia got out of the car to tell me that there was room in the front, and when she saw me she started laughing hysterically. I was a bit confused, and Marlene got out to see what was going on, and she and Emily started gasping and laughing as well. I looked down at my pants and saw that there was a fine layer of dust on it, so I shook it off and said, “I’m a little bit dusty.”

Silvia took a picture of me, and when I looked in the mirror when I got home, I was pretty shocked as well!



HOME IS WHERE . . . .?

As you’ll recall, I mentioned a short while ago that we would have a momentous change in our lives which would get rid of the pesky problem of Saturday Night Fever 7 days a week. Well, the momentous event is that we are moving!

No, not back to the United States. We are moving to a different area of Nicaragua.

When we first arrived, the brothers at Bethel told us to go to Santa Teresa for 6 months, since there were quite a few foreigners there (15), regular pioneers (18), and it was close to Managua. It would be a good place to get acclimated to the country, not too isolated, and not too difficult an assignment.

Well, we are very happy they assigned us here. The preaching is wonderful, the friends are warm, and we’ve been able to go to Managua and other “touristy” areas whenever we started getting stir-crazy.

The 6 months, however, are up at the end of March and we’ve known for a good while now that we were going to move to someplace else at that time. Not that we aren’t happy here, because we are. But we’d like to go somewhere that has a greater need, somewhere that doesn’t have as many pioneers or foreigners in the congregation. On the other hand, we don’t feel that we are ready yet for a totally isolated group with no foreigners, no pioneers, and no elders. There are plenty of those places available, too, but there is only so much we can handle right now.

So, about a month ago I spoke with Everet and told him of our plans. He just smiled and confided to me that his family, too, was planning on moving away, and for very similar reasons.

They are planning on going to the States in the middle of April for a month and a half, and then when they return they are moving to Santo Tomás, a small town in the state of Chontales. They have a need for pretty much everything. They are also taking care of a group which has 15 publishers in it, but they need more help to give it a good boost.

Everet asked me where we thought we would move to. I told him that we were very interested in Jinotega, a large city up north in the mountains. He told me that he, too, liked the idea of Jinotega, although he had never been there.

He then told me that his family was going up to Chontales to look for homes in the area, to get the ball rolling. He invited us to come along, and we accepted. We didn’t look at it as a place we would move to, since we were really set on Jinotega, but we went along because it was a nice change of pace and we always like to look around at other places in the country.

CHONTALES

So, on a Monday morning at about 6 o’clock, we piled into Everet’s car and were on our way. It was a long drive, about 3 hours, but it was very nice. The dry, dusty landscape gradually gave way to green, rolling hills and very large mountains.





Chontales is the dairy capital of Nicaragua. There is a saying about it that says it’s a place “where the rivers run with milk and the stones are made of cheese.” And it really looked the part. We saw vast tracts of land that were dotted with cows and farms. The road wound its way higher and higher, through hills and past deep valleys. We passed a very large lake with farms all around it.

Finally we arrived at Juigalpa, the capitol of Chontales, which is a sleepy place. It’s larger than a town, but not quite a city. The center of it is flat, but the edges rise up dramatically into the hills surrounding it. We stopped for a leisurely breakfast and were soon on our way again.

After about a half hour on the road, we made it to Santo Tomás. It was quite small like Santa Teresa from what I could tell, but that was the only thing the two towns had in common. We were impressed with how clean and quiet it was. Especially for a Monday morning. In Teresa on Monday mornings, you will see quite a few drunks sleeping the weekend’s entertainment off on one of the sidewalks, in the gutter, or just sprawled out in the middle of the street. The rest of the week, when they are conscious, they spend their free time sitting on the corner leering at women and asking for change. But we didn’t see any drunks in Tomás. We were also pleasantly surprised at the lack of those annoying sound cars blaring at everyone that they can have a watermelon for 20 córdobas or that so-and-so has died and is now “in the presence of the Lord”.



We stopped by a small store, and Silvia went in while Everet called a local brother on the phone. She asked the store owner what the town was like and what the water/electricity situation was. This is very important, since in some towns you get the utilities almost 24/7, while in others it is more like 1 day every 2 weeks.

Silvia was disappointed as the lady told her that they get water only 2 days per week, and nothing for 5 days. The electricity, however, is constantly available.

After asking around and looking at different houses, however, we saw that the people of Tomás have been smart about the water situation. In almost every house, there is a gigantic tank that sits somewhat high above ground. On the 2 days that water is available, the tank fills up to the brim. When the water is shut off the rest of the week, you simply flip a valve on the tank. The tank is connected to the house’s plumbing and you have water just like normal, for your dishwashing, showers, bathroom business, etc. The tank lasts until the water turns on again, and the cycle starts all over again. So the water problem isn’t so much a problem after all.

The town was also very clean. I looked and I didn’t see much trash at all, not even in the gutters. It must have a pretty good cleaning crew working the streets.

The climate was very similar to Teresa, maybe a bit cooler, and the geography was very pleasant. On the northern outskirts of the town you could see valleys and rolling hills stretching away for miles and miles without another town or city in sight.

Anyway, so after Everet made the call to the local brother, who is one of the elders there, he arrived to show Lau’s the town and the homes that were available. Everet and his family had passed through the place once or twice before, but weren’t very familiar with it. It had seemed nice to them, and the circuit overseer had told Everet that they had a lot of need and that they should move there.

We were able to see the Kingdom Hall, which was very nice, and we met an elderly couple of Witnesses who lived on the same street as the hall. They were very kind and told us a bit about Santo Tomás. It had seen some very vicious fighting during the war in the 80's but now it was very quiet and peaceful. The territory is very productive, especially in Villa Sandino, which is where the group is. (Villa Sandino, which is assigned to the congregation in Tomás, is actually on a list recently sent out to all the congregations of urgent-need places. The list encouraged pioneers to help out in these areas for an assigned period of time.)

Soon after that we went to see some homes, and one of the first ones appealed to the Lau’s. It’s very nice-looking, kind of like a gingerbread house, and it has a good sized yard for their two doggies and a place to store the car securely. It has a high fence around it with barbed wire, which is pretty much the standard everywhere you go, and the inside was very spacious and open. It is not too far from the Kingdom Hall, but then again, nothing really is.

Although they really liked the house, Everet and his family wanted to keep looking to see if there was anything else. Some were a little nicer but much more expensive, and others were cheaper but not as nice. So they ended up deciding on that first house.

Marlene and I really liked the last house we looked at. It is much bigger than our shoe box in Teresa, and it literally sits on a cliff on the northern edge of town, with a nice view of the beautiful valley below. This is the view from the front porch:



It was pretty open inside, with a nice-sized kitchen and 3 really nice bedrooms with actual closets, which we don’t have in Teresa.



It had 3 bathrooms and these things attached to the showerheads to make the water hot as it comes out. They are often referred to as “suicide showers” because the things have electric coils inside, like what you have on an electric stove, and there are wires involved. But it’s actually pretty safe.

The house is about a block away from where the elderly Witness couple lives and is also about a block away from where the town bakery is. It happens to also be about a 5 minute walk from the Kingdom Hall.

We really liked the town, and especially the house, but Marlene and I were set on Jinotega.

After looking at the homes we started out on our way back home and stopped in Juigalpa for a quick lunch at Tip Top, a pretty good fried chicken place, and on the way back Marlene and I talked about Jinotega. Everet told me again that they had always been interested in Jinotega as well, and that one of the elders there had encouraged Everet to check it out. After I mentioned that Marlene and I wanted to visit it soon, Everet offered to take us up there the following week, since they wanted to cover all of their options before settling on Tomás.

So we set the date for Saturday and bided our time for the rest of the week, which passed by rather slowly, since Marlene and I were now excited about going up north.


JINOTEGA


The day finally arrived and we again piled into the car very early in the morning and set out north. This drive lasted about the same as the one to Tomás, but eventually led to very beautiful mountains with pine forests. It was really breathtaking. We could sense that we were pretty high, and we eventually made it to about 5,000 feet, which is what we are used to in New Mexico.

We stopped in Matagalpa, a nearby city of about 100,000 people, for breakfast. It was a very nice city, with steep streets reminiscent of San Francisco. One funny thing we noticed, though, is that there were foreigners everywhere. The restaurant we ate at looked like you were back in the States. The city has a very nice climate as well.

After a nice breakfast we hit the road again for another 10 miles or so. We finally came upon the city of Jinotega, which sits in a valley surrounded by tons of mountains.



When we arrived at the house of a local Witness family, we immediately felt how cold it was. I really liked it, but the rest were a little put off by it.

The sister who lived there actually was wearing a sweater and a jacket. I didn’t think it was really warranted, but she told us that it was quite cold and that it would get much colder, especially in the months ahead when the rainy season starts.

We made plans to return to her house for lunch and her husband took us to see the Kingdom Hall. He told us about the area, which is a very large city that has only 2 congregations. In the North congregation there is only 1 elder, and he is the brother who told Everet to come up and take a look. This brother is a substitute circuit overseer and is also a special pioneer, so his plate is pretty full.

We kind of wandered around the town, which was pretty nice. Not as clean or quiet as Tomás, but that was to be expected since it has about 90,000 people while Tomás has about 7,000. It was also sprawled out pretty wide.

Unfortunately, there weren’t many homes available. We were taken to one house but it was already rented out, and we found another house and that was rented out already as well. Also, after asking the brothers and some of the local people, we found out that the average rent of a house in Jinotega is about $250 to $300 per month. That’s triple what we are used to and way too big a chunk out of our monthly budget. We have no idea how the local brothers do it.

We suspect that the rent is so high because nearby Matagalpa is flooded with foreigners, which makes the rent go up. Maybe that has just spilled over into Jinotega.

So we were kind of disappointed that the reality didn’t really live up to our expectations of Jinotega, but we had such a nice lunch with the local brothers. We got to know David and Esther Moore, a couple in the circuit work, and we were delighted to find out that we knew the same people back in the States.

So after lunch we said our good-byes and returned home.

On the way, Everet hit a really deep pothole and blew out one tire and severely flattened another. He hitch-hiked back to a small town we had passed to get them repaired. I stayed back with the girls and we each took out a handy weapon from the trunk, in case anyone pulled over to murder and/or rob us. As we were just starting to get the hang of it by practicing our swipes and slashes with our sledge hammers and tire irons, Everet returned and we eventually made it back to Teresa without further incident.

Upon our arrival we realized that there was no power in town. At least we would get a quiet night’s sleep, we thought! Those hopes were dashed, however, when we saw that the disco bar next door had plugged into a generator and were soon blasting their fun into the night. We just sighed and silently thanked the disco people for the encouragement we needed to get out of town.



A NEW HOME AWAITS


When Marlene and I got back home we discussed our plans and put everything in prayer. We soon decided that Tomás would be a good fit for us. As I mentioned before, the town is actually on a list of urgent-need places that the branch recently sent out to all the congregations, asking for pioneers to go to Santo Tomás, among other places, to help out in the territory. (Of course, we asked Bethel what they thought of our idea to go to Tomás and they were fine with it.) It is a very peaceful place and the brothers seemed very nice. But the group is what really sold us. We would love to be a part of helping a group grow into a congregation. We also have that opportunity in La Conquista, which is assigned to Teresa, but Teresa has quite a lot of pioneers working on it and an elder and his wife recently arrived and moved to La Conquista to help out. So they are in good shape. Our focus in Tomás will be the group.

A few days later, Everet and I called the respective owners of the houses we liked and were happy to find out that they were still available. We made plans to go once more to Tomás to seal the deal with the houses. Also, Marlene and I wanted another look at the town, since we had not looked at it as a possible place to move to until the very end of our last visit.

The Lau’s were very happy that we were going to move there, too, and so were we. We like the idea of having a little “support group” in place already. Sometimes you need to kind of vent or bounce things off of someone else, and you can’t really do that with local brothers. I’m not saying that we should have closer friendships with foreigners than with anyone else. That is definitely not the case. I’m just saying that sometimes you need to share things with others who are going through the same thing you are, and that can be very encouraging and it helps keep you going in spite of the challenges. So that is a major plus.

So we struck out for Tomás for the second time on a Wednesday. This time it didn’t take as long. We just stopped and checked out the local supermarkets, which seemed well stocked with some favorites, although we would have to go to nearby Juigalpa once in a while to shop for other things that aren’t available in Tomás. We also had second looks at the houses we liked and walked through them once more. After that we met with the owners and worked out the arrangements for the rent and move-in dates.

We are going to move in the week after the Memorial, around April 15. We wouldn’t miss the Memorial in Teresa for anything in the world, and then on April 12, a Sunday, we have our special day assembly. The good thing is that we don’t have to do much more with the new house other than just spray for possible bugs. When we moved to Teresa, we were out of commission for a couple of weeks because of painting, putting up screens, etc. The house in Tomás is very much “move-in ready”.

Another cool thing is that the same week we arrive in Tomás, they have the circuit overseer’s visit. So it will be a very enjoyable week.


The Lau’s are going to the States during the same week we move, and they will arrive in Tomás at the end of May.

The price of the rent is a little higher than we would like, but when we compare the total cost of living with what we have now, it’s not too different. One of the reasons is because we are getting robbed, jacked really, on a bunch of things. The water bill we have in Santa Teresa is 3 times what everyone else pays, for some reason. But one thing, and it really infuriated me when I saw it, is the electricity bill. Since we moved in, our electricity has been about 700 cords or more a month. Which is roughly around $35 to $40. Everyone I’ve told about this just drops their mouth open and says, “That’s way too much! What are you doing in that house?”

At first we thought maybe we were running the A/C too much, so we stopped, but it had no effect whatsoever.

The last bill, however, shed some light on the situation. Without any explanation, the bill was 300 cords! And, it just so happened to coincide with the fact that the restaurant/disco bar next door has been closed for the past month as they build their precious second floor. It all suddenly made sense. We have no change in our habits whatsoever, but the place next door stops using power and our bill goes down by more than half? It was very obvious that the disco next door has been stealing electricity from us for the last 6 months.

But, there isn’t much I can do. I can complain to the landlady that they are stealing our electricity, but she won’t give me the money we’ve spent. (I will tell her anyway, so she is aware of the problem, but I’m not expecting anything from her.)

And the restaurant owner will never give me back that money, of course. So we just have to bide our time until we are free free free! Taking all of that into consideration, a bit more for rent in a different place but paying what’s fair for water and electric, seems to be acceptable at this point.


FRIENDS ARE WELCOME!

Some good news is that we are looking forward to a visit from Briana, a friend from Chicago, at the end of the month. She is bringing three other sisters with her, and they really want to get a taste of the preaching work here. We will be very happy to accommodate that. Of course, we will have to take a day to go to the beach, and we are planning on other little excursions to show them around. There is a resort not too far from here that we were wanting to try, so we will probably go there.

Also, we are hoping to see Joseph and Paola, from back home in New Mexico, at some point. We aren’t too sure when that is happening, but hopefully it will be this summer. We really hope we can see them soon. We have a very special friendship with those two. They arrived in our congregation in New Mexico only a few months before we left, but after only a very short time, we felt like we have known them for years and years! Marlene and I often talk about them and how our Nicaragua adventure would be so much better if they were here with us, since we know that they would really enjoy it.

And any of you who want to come down and check out the place, you are more than welcome and you will always have a place to stay!

So, that is it for now. We are looking forward to the Memorial invitation campaign, and the quick succession of wonderful theocratic events which will quickly follow. After that, we’re moving to Santo Tomás. So a ton will be happening in the next 4 weeks or so. I will write again very soon after our move.

Please keep us in your prayers, and we will do the same.

Bye for now!



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